"If I cannot smoke cigars in Heaven, I shall not go." - Mark Twain

Friday, September 10, 2010

Westboro Baptist Church Feels, Like, Totally Left Out

Dear Pastor Terry, We here at the Westboro Baptist Church feel that you are stealing our media spotlight and endangering our reputation as the craziest Christian extremist organization in America. We raise you three Qurans and two American flags:

Westboro Baptist Church:  Open Letter to Burn the Koran and American Flag 

(Of course, I for one am excited about the prospect of "Beast Obama" becoming "King of the World."  James Cameron has held that post for far too long.)

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  1. AnonymousOctober 1, 2010 at 8:33 AM

    This is insanity. I don't understand how anybody can possibly feel this way. It's quite literally insane.

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